Who we are
Suggested text: Our website address is: https://www.buzznekkid.online. Also known as the digital chaos machine, where cookies don’t crumble but your sanity might.
Comments
When visitors leave comments on the site, we collect the data you openly share, plus whatever your browser snitches on you about, like your IP address and browser details.
All this helps us keep spam at bay and fuels our insatiable thirst for nonsense data.
If you’re using Gravatar, your email hash might float over to them to confirm if you’re as human as your comments suggest.
Your profile pic will then grace the internet in the context of your remarks.
Welcome to fame!
Media
If you upload images here, please remove any embedded location data (EXIF GPS). Why? Because anyone can figure out where you’ve been—probably even your least favorite aunt. You’ve been warned.
Cookies
We like cookies—not the edible kind, but the kind that stay on your device to remember your details. If you comment, log in, or mess around here, we might bake a few for you. These cookies expire eventually… we think.
By the way, if you edit an article, we might drop a cookie to keep tabs on your edits for a day. It’s nothing creepy, just a small tech hug.
Embedded content from other websites
Our site might embed content like videos, memes, or other wild things from third-party sites. Visiting that content is like stepping into their world—they may track you, cookie you, or just judge you silently.
Who we share your data with
If you reset your password, your IP address tags along for the ride in the email. Why? Because tech is weird, and that’s just how it works.
How long we retain your data
Comments and their metadata stay forever—or until we get bored and delete them. Registered users’ data sticks around as long as they let us, but remember, you can tweak or delete your info any time (username changes are sadly not part of this deal).
What rights you have over your data
Want to know what we know about you? Ask us for an exported file of your data. Want it erased? Sure thing. But we might keep a few crumbs if the law tells us to or if we find them hilarious.
Where your data is sent
Your comments might pass through an automated spam detection service. Don’t worry, it’s not as exciting as it sounds—just bots judging bots.
