A Florida woman’s $850K Solana meme coin rug pull allegedly bankrolled a secret “MAGA Metaverse.” ICE calls it “a Ponzi scheme draped in an American flag.” Scam, satire, or both? Dive in.
Major crypto exchanges are rolling out “Blockchain Bodyguards”—AI-powered security bots that “protect” your assets by rug-pulling them first. Innovation or self-sabotage? Let’s dissect the chaos.
Bybit is scrambling to "cooperate" with other exchanges amid a liquidity crunch. Is this a rescue mission or just a polite way of saying "please don’t dump on us"?
Experts can’t decide whether Bitcoin is going to the moon or straight into the void. Is this just another day in crypto, or are we watching financial astrology in real time?
Picture this: Web3 bros and AI nerds locked in a deathmatch over who gets to enslave humanity first.
One side believes in a decentralized utopia where everyone is their own bank, their own government,
and their own worst financial decision.
